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Spooky Songs For Creepy Kids (best of-ish)

2010 | Projekt | PRO00252

6-panel digipak

Regular Price: $16.98
Online Sale Price! $13.98

Tracks:
  1. Land of the Dead (from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
  2. Brains! (From The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
  3. Vampire Club (Twilight version)
  4. Cannibal Buffet (Kid’s version)
  5. Day of the Dead (AdventureQuest Worlds version)
  6. Tempest (AdventureQuest Worlds version)
  7. This Ship’s Going Down (AdventureQuest Worlds version)
  8. To the Bottom of the Sea (AdventureQuest Worlds version)
  9. The Beast of Pirate’s Bay (AdventureQuest Worlds version)
  10. Crusade (Kid’s version)
  11. Goodnight Demonslayer (Original version)
  12. When You’re Evil (from the Deady mini-game by Artix Ent.)
  13. The Beast of Pirate’s Bay (Original version)
  14. Day of the Dead (Kid’s version)

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With his devilish goatee, turn of the century garb and rakish looks, one might assume Voltaire sings murder ballads on the Bowery - and to a fair degree you would be right. However, those people who don't wear black on a daily basis know Voltaire as the Evil Meteor creature on Cartoon Network's "The Grim Adventures of Billy And Mandy." If you've ever seen the episode where this tentacled, extraterrestrial rock tries to convince Billy to bring him the townsfolk so he can eat their "BRAINS!" then you've already heard one of Voltaire's songs. Voltaire also sings "Land of the Dead," the title track of the Billy and Mandy one-hour film, "Big Boogie Adventure."

No stranger to animation, Voltaire is also a recurring character in the popular on-line game, AdventureQuest Worlds. Every Friday the 13th, Voltaire leads players (a server-crashing average of 35,000 at a time) on a live adventure in which he sings his songs with lyrics changed to match the monster-infested battles in the game.

Voltaire says, "I have fans who now have kids and they tell me that their kids love my songs, but they have to skip over the ones that are not appropriate for the wee ones. Also, through my work with Cartoon Network and AdventureQuest I have a growing horde of 12 year-old fans, so I really felt it was time to make a record that was right for them."

Finally, all of Voltaire's age-appropriate songs are on one CD. On this disc Voltaire compiles his songs from Cartoon Network as well as five of his songs from the AdventureQuest game.

Sure to please fans and non-fans of Twilight alike is a never-before-heard version of his popular song, "The Vampire Club," where Voltaire simultaneously embraces and skewers Twilight in a way only he can! Also included on this disc is a spooky lullaby Voltaire wrote for his son, "Goodnight Demonslayer," which brings to mind British bandleader Henry Hall's "Here Comes the Boogie Man" (made popular again by the video game BioShock2). "The Beast of Pirate's Bay" is a song Voltaire wrote to perform at his son's school Halloween fair. Rounding out the track listing is "Crusade," a bit of fatherly advice where knights and dragons serve as a metaphor for the acceptance of diversity and other ideologies.

At the title states, this is not just a collection of songs for kids, it's a CD for "creepy kids." It is recommended for tweens/ages 12 and up. It contains fantasy violence, many references to monsters and liberal use of the word "hell."


A review from All Music:
Whether it was The Nightmare Before Christmas that first fired the opening shot in the argument that goth rock can be kids' music as much as anything else, there's little question that it's now something which seems happily multi-generational, and little surprise that Voltaire, whose gleefully macabre and geekily suave way around the genre would be the gut to come up with his own spin on the "kid's rock" approach. Spooky Songs for Creepy Kids is part compilation and part self-contained effort by Voltaire and his backing crew featuring a few re-recordings here and there to make it more kid-friendly (had he included the original version of "Cantina" on this, you'd suspect that he'd still be running from the pitchforks and torches). Just the fact that many of the songs have appeared on Cartoon Network programs and online gaming adventures indicates the perfect intersection of obsessions Voltaire indulges; but as ever, the real key here lies in two simple things: Voltaire's suave singing voice -- with humor and crooning balanced in equal measure -- and his now-trademarked fusion of klezmer strings, mariachi horns, and whatever else catches his ear. It makes songs like "Cannibal Banquet" and "To the Bottom of the Sea" kick with energy, and even the instrumental "Tempest" sounds like him, thanks to the effervescent, dark flair of the arrangement without him singing a single note. There are also a couple of updated lyrics to a new world of dark-themed art -- "Vampire Club (Twilight version)" is a tale of a certain movie/book series as observed by old-school horror icons who bemoan its existence (to quote one line, "You never fall in love with your high school lunch!") But perhaps nothing so easily sums up the album as the heartfelt lullaby for Voltaire's own son called "Goodnight Demonslayer," a song about the monsters under the bed. -Ned Raggett

A review from bigtakeover.com:

Though its creator was often referred to as the clown prince of Goth, the witty work of singer/songwriter/artist/author/animator/professor Voltaire (Aurelio Voltaire Hernández to his parental units) has expanded way beyond the boundaries of gothic rock. One of those directions is children’s music, a career avenue that opened up due to inclusion of some of his songs in the Cartoon Networks’ macabre The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy and the online fantasy game AdventureQuest Worlds. (The dashing demon appears as a character in both as well.) In that light, Voltaire collects many of his funniest, most accessible tunes on Spooky Songs For Creepy Kids, the soundtrack to your kids’ next trick-or-treat walk.

“Brains!,” a jaunty ode to grey matter-munching aliens, is the most famous cut here, thanks to its prominent appearance in Billy and Mandy, but it’s hardly the only dastardly delight. “Land of the Dead,” “This Ship’s Going Down” and “Cannibal Buffet” put cheerily silly horror-themed lyrics to Voltaire’s patented gypsy cabaret acoustic pop for jaunty singalongs suitable for (nearly) all ages. A clever rewrite of his snarky standard “Vampire Club” that affectionately if relentlessly pokes fun at the ridiculous Twilight series is another highlight.

Not everything is played strictly for laughs. “Crusade” mixes a message about diversity into its knightly quest, while “The Beast of Pirate Bay” adds an unexpected, animal-loving poignancy to its monster-on-the-loose tale. “Goodnight Demonslayer” is a spirit-lifting lullaby for Voltaire’s own child that puts the critters under the bed on notice. Ultimately, Spooky Songs for Creepy Kids serves not only as a kids Hallowe’en party starter, but also as a convenient Voltaire best-of. Throw it on your next adult All Hallows Eve shindig to turn your guests on to one of underground music’s most distinctive talents.


A review from darkroom-magazine.it:
L'americano Voltaire, al secolo Aurelio Hernandez, è un personaggio incredibile: oltre a portare avanti un personalissimo e carismatico discorso discografico sin dal 1998 (il debut "The Devil's Bris" per l'inseparabile Projekt), l'istrione d'origine latina crea fumetti, animazione in stop-motion e persino giocattoli, oltre a collaborare a giochi di ruolo e crearne altri per pc (tipo il suo "Deady"), tutto all'interno di un concept artistico che potrà lasciare indifferenti i più, ma che parla chiarissimo in merito all'estro ed al talento del Nostro. Fautore, musicalmente parlando, di uno stile unico che unisce con ironia e lucida follia un immaginario 'gotico' da cartoni horror, violini tzigani, fiati sudamericani e quant'altro in un contesto d'intrattenimento scanzonato e divertito, complice la sua istrionica ed accattivante voce, il buon Aurelio, attualmente sul mercato anche col nuovissimo "Hate Lives In A Small Town" (edito dalla sua Mars Needs Music), rimane ancorato alla fedele Projekt per la pubblicazione di questa simpatica raccolta, che nasce da una premessa degna di cotanto personaggio: siccome molti fans di Voltaire hanno già dei figli ed a questi piacciono le canzoni del Nostro, eccezion fatta per quei momenti meno adatti ad un pubblico così giovane (si parla di dodicenni, per capirci), l'idea è stata quella di accorpare le canzoni più gradite ai 'kids' in un unico dischetto a loro indirizzato! Non è quindi affatto casuale un titolo traducibile come 'canzoni spettrali per ragazzini raccapriccianti', così come non potevano mancare all'appello le canzoni del popolarissimo gioco di ruolo online "AdventureQuest Worlds", dove Aurelio è un personaggio ricorrente e molto importante. Ma "Spooky...", nonostante le molte versioni inedite, è anche una sorta di 'best of': non mancano infatti le più note hit del Nostro, ossia "Brains!" e "When You're Evil", laddove brani come la folle "Cannibal Buffet", "Crusade" e l'irresistibile "Day Of The Dead" vengono riproposti nelle rispettive 'kid's version', evidentemente edulcorate ma sempre godibilissime. Momenti come "To The Bottom Of The Sea" e "The Beast Of Pirate's Bay" sono un vero spasso, e conviene non perdersi anche la 'Twilight version' di "Vampire Club", song dal taglio più country che fa il verso alla tanto strombazzata saga cinematografica. Un personaggio unico: un artista a tutto tondo che, nonostante i toni scanzonati e l'irrefrenabile ironia, merita grande rispetto a prescindere dai gusti. Pregevole la confezione digipak, per una raccolta consigliata anche a chi dovesse ancora avvicinarsi alla musica di questo estroverso e bizzarro marpione dei palcoscenici. Rating : 7.5. Roberto Alessandro Filippozzi

A review from fearnet.com:
I've been following the dark antics of self-proclaimed “gypsy pirate” and gothic jack-of-all-trades Voltaire for several years, and it seems like every time I turn around he's putting his unique stamp on yet another art form. He's probably best known for his fun and folksy macabre tunes, but he's also written several popular books and comics, launched a line of eerie plush toys, actively participated in online gaming and directed several acclaimed stop-motion animated films... and those are just a few of the many flavors in his ever-expanding ice cream parlor of the damned. But music is where he first made his bones (pun intended) as an icon of goth culture, and thankfully he's never left that behind.

While much of Voltaire's musical output is targeted at adults (his X-rated Star Wars country-western ballad “Cantina” is still my personal fave), he's also been a big hit with younger audiences, having contributed music to the Cartoon Network series The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy (where he also supplies the voice of the Evil Meteor). But he'd never previously collected all his kid-oriented songs in one place... until now, that is, and thankfully just in time for Halloween. I took a listen to this new compilation Spooky Songs for Creepy Kids, and while it's certified sing-a-long material for the younger set, you'll very likely find yourself humming these devilish ditties no matter what your age. Flip the page and find out more!

Several of the songs compiled here have appeared on other albums or collections, or were commissioned for specific projects, and where necessary the lyrics have been slightly reworked into kid-friendly mode. “I have fans who now have kids and they tell me that their kids love my songs, but they have to skip over the ones that are not appropriate for the wee ones,” Voltaire explains. That same motivation led to a slight reworking of some of his earlier hits to make them age-appropriate. He also observed how his many Cartoon Network appearances have gained him “a growing horde of 12-year-old fans... so I really felt it was time to make a record that was right for them.” Most of these fourteen tracks were already aimed at audiences with a decidedly darker sense of fun; I definitely count myself among that group, and I'm sure a lot of you reading this are nodding in agreement. But some of Voltaire's biggest fan favorites were actually aimed at young folks to begin with, including the bouncy Danny Elfman-esque numbers “Land of the Dead” and “Brains!” from Billy and Mandy, and the lush tango version of the song “When You're Evil” found here is reworked for a video game starring his popular creation Deady – a deeply disturbed (but still kinda cute) zombie teddy bear that has been a huge hit with younger horror fans.

Speaking of games... the artist and his stuffed pal have also made regular appearances as characters in the online role-playing game AdventureQuest Worlds, and Voltaire has contributed several songs – some newly created, some adapted from previous singles or soundtracks – to the game scenarios. Voltaire's avatar even performed on a virtual stage in the game for a live Friday the 13th concert last November, and this year he contributed the darkly comic lullaby “Goodnight Demonslayer” (my personal favorite on this album). Several of those songs made their way into this compilation, including a new Caribbean-style version of “Day of the Dead” and a quartet of pirate-themed tracks – the toe-tapping “Tempest,” an accordion-driven pirate waltz called “This Ship's Going Down,” the light ska-beat ditty “To the Bottom of the Sea” and the spooky campfire ballad “The Beast of Pirate's Bay” – all of which originally appeared on his 2008 album To the Bottom of the Sea in slightly different lyrical versions.

Also resurfacing on this collection (though some in slightly cleaned-up form), are the songs “Cannibal Buffet,” which appeared with more graphic lyrics in 2007's Ooky Spooky; the colorfully folksy march/madrigal “Crusade” from his 2004 album Then and Again; and a very clever update of his 2002 track “The Vampire Club,” which now includes a smart satiric twist on the characters from Twilight.

If mischievous but festive Halloween tunes make you smile, there's at least two benefits to picking up this little holiday treat: first, those of you with kids of your own planning to train them up in the ways of the macabre, this is a perfect place to begin; but if you're just a big monster kid at heart like me, you don't even need to pretend you're buying this one for a younger member of the family – this is one record you'll enjoy at just about any age, no excuses necessary. Your own spooky kid will dig it... even if that kid is you.


A review from Funeral Rain:
Voltaire’s newest album is a collection of songs from the Cartoon Network show “The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy”, as well as songs he performed for the online game AdventureQuest Worlds, and some other songs from other sources. It’s a classic romp through Voltaire’s crazy mind, filled with violin, acoustic guitar, cello, horns, zombies, werewolves, vampires, and cannibals. Its definitely one of those albums where if you’re not on the train, you’re not going to get it, but for fans of Voltaire’s strange sense of humor (and your kids), this album is perfect.
I personally, as well as Mrs. Blaspheme, am very much on this train. I love Voltaire’s music and his humor-filled macabre lyrics, and I’d definitely recommend this CD to pretty much anyone that likes to laugh and have a good time with evil things. 8 out of 10. -General Blaspheme

A review from MusicTAP:
With the Halloween season coming up fast, it’s time to scoot forth the “evil intents” of an artist that has been around for a while. Voltaire, once signed to NYC Goth label, Projekt Records, run by Sam Rosenthal, has released eight full-length albums. His debut with that Projekt, The Devil’s Bris (1998), is an album of wit and humor, filled with European folk-styled music with gypsy violins, acoustic guitars, cellos, and drums. But to categorize his style may be impossible. That simply means that you have to hear him. “When You’re Evil” is one of those songs that fits well with listeners, an instant standard.

Voltaire is restless. While his voice and song style is familiar, his songs have varied. On his very interesting 2010 collection, Spooky Songs For Creepy Kids, Voltaire has gathered together cleaned up versions of fourteen of his songs found scattered in his involvement with The Cartoon Network (he plays Evil Meteor on The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy), and a popular on-line game, AdventureQuest Worlds.

Of course, the best of these are “Brains!” from the previously mentioned Cartoon Network show, and of course, the wonderful “When You’re Evil”. There are some original versions of his songs included as well.

Voltaire is one of those interesting talents that give you something to enjoy. If you have young kids who watch The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, or that play AdventureQuest Worlds, then this Halloween treat might thrill ‘em..or scare ‘em. Nah, just kidding! Even you’ll love “When You’re Evil”.

“I’m the fly in every soup…” -Matt Rowe


Other Albums by This Artist
  1. The Devil's Bris Deluxe Signed Edition CD (Projekt, 1998)
  2. Almost Human CD (Projekt, 2000)
  3. Banned on Vulcan Maxi-CD (Projekt, 2001)
  4. Boo Hoo CD (Projekt, 2002)
  5. Then and Again CD (Projekt, 2004)
  6. Deady Sings! (limited edition) CD (Projekt, 2004)
  7. Zombie Prostitute (maxi) ~ SALE $2.98 Maxi-CD (Projekt, 2006)
  8. Heart Girls Baby Tee T-shirt (OffWorld Designs, 2007)
  9. Ooky Spooky Digipak with 8 page booklet (PROJEKT, 2007)
  10. To the Bottom of the Sea CD (Voltaire, 2008)
  11. Hate Lives in a Small Town CD (Mars Needs Music, 2010)
  12. Riding a Black Unicorn... CD (Mars Needs Music, 2011)
  13. BiTrekual CD (Mars Needs Music, 2012)
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